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his satanic greediness

Are you kidding me?! This is actually an anagram of my full name, Christine Signe Adessa. Sheesh -- way to pick 'em, Mom and Dad!

I downloaded Anagram Genius on the recommendation of the good folks at Razorlab. I shouldn't have, as apparently my name is just fraught with evil and frankly, I'd rather not know this... here are some other choice entries.

Angriest diseases itch.
Aching, is serene sadist.
Rising ass-head entices.
I, scathing, sad eeriness.
Handiest iciness rages.
It is sneering as chased.
Is daring saint cheeses.

I think the last is my favorite. But honestly! I'm a little perturbed. Lots of scathing, sneering, raging, acid, and eeriness. Maybe the program knew Halloween is coming up or something.

There's also "Disgrace insane thesis." Apparently the anagram gods think grad school was a bad idea. :p Or some home decorating advice from the 70's: "It is nicer as dense shag."

It IS a neat little program, though. Lets you pick which words you want to be more relevant, weed out the best anagrams, reorder and repunctuate, save and print lists. (Go ahead, say it. "Word nerd.")

And now, dear readers, it's your turn to go under the anagram knife. Leave a comment if you think you see your name in this list. :)

Die, parenthesis pals!
Hell! I'm a dawn rain.
Intended task flows.
Boys' romancer or poet.
Aha! Lesbians daze ten.
O Jesus, I'm a sad seal.
Kids bruising. Alas.
A hand -- jerk in boat!

30 Oct 2001 at 02:42 PM

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Comments

Hey, how about those Dimondbacks!

My name is Antonia Nabor Chamberlain what do you make of that. This is a fun thing you created, thanks for the invitation.

Sorry about your name, but I love you anyway.

tc

Says Aunt Toni
30 Oct 2001 at 09:30 PM

pea-brained lenninist
brain's idle inane pet
tired insane plebian

Says
31 Oct 2001 at 12:38 AM

Antonia Nabor Chamberlain: The Abnormal Ironic Banana. You can use that as your name when you become a superhero.

And welcome to Pohadka, Daniel Brian Epstein. Very sneaky, that extra n in the first line... :)

Says Xy
31 Oct 2001 at 11:54 AM

I suppose I should feel honored to be at the top of your sorry little list.....

Says Dad
31 Oct 2001 at 01:25 PM

it was a typo. i swear. if i was going to be sneaky, i'd have just used someone else's name. or at least been sneaky on all of the replies. ;-)

Says buddha
31 Oct 2001 at 02:54 PM

what i want to know is: how long you sat there staring at those anagrams until you figured out it was buddha?

Says tpodd
31 Oct 2001 at 05:00 PM

Hi, I'm anal Dylan

Courtesy of the internet anagram server:
http://www.wordsmith.org/anagram/

Says
1 Nov 2001 at 12:15 PM

But you were already on the list, Naim Andrew Hilal! (Or is your middle name really just Andy?)

Says Xy
1 Nov 2001 at 04:00 PM

i can't believe you chose "intended task flows" when you had all these better options:

fat, wet, old kindness
twats fondle in desk
'e's kind fondle twats
fondles naked twits

:p

Says
1 Nov 2001 at 05:57 PM

This is a family site! At least, *my* family reads it. "Fondles naked twits" was a close, close second, Stefan Todd Wilkens, but I didn't think it was fair to reveal these sordid truths about you. The anagrams never lie.

Double :p !

Says Xy
1 Nov 2001 at 06:36 PM


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