How Could I Not Have Known About These?
IT Anthems, theme songs for the new economy! With lyrics, audio and everything!! KPMG [lyrics, audio] Honeywell [lyrics, audio]
PWC [lyrics, audio]
"United we are moving
In unity we stand
Price Waterhouse Coopers
Sounding like a band."
"KPMG, we're strong as can be
A team of power and energy
We go for the gold
Together we hold onto our vision of global strategy."
"Working t'ward tomorrow
The future is ours to hold
A history we're proud of
Inventions new and bold
With excellence our hallmark
Integrity in our name
At Honeywell, we're family,
Throughout the world the same!"
You'd think that I made this up myself as a big joke, but you'd be wrong. [via razorlab]
Comments
Benito sent the Asera song around some time ago and it changed my life (by redefining the outer extreme of the absurd)
I actually saw *V*I*D*E*O* of some accountant-lookin foo rappin these lyrics, coppin the mike mere yards from a posh corporate catering spread. It was like... "MC Bean Count Live at the Campus Cafeteria"
Damn.
[sample lyrics]
"yo! homeboys, homegirls, gather 'round.
we're poppin it, kickin' it, gettin' down
we're hot, we're bad, we're lean and mean.
we're takin' control of the e-biz scene
we're in command of the chain of demand.
it's right in the palm of asera's hand.
competitors worry, competitors weep.
they lost their edge and they're losin' sleep"
btw - I still have not even a fart of a notion what Asera does, aside from "ROCKING THE WORLD"
Says Andy
27 Apr 2002 at 12:27 AM
Boy, I bet that gig paid well. Wonder how I can write theme songs for multimillion dollar corporations...
Says Will
30 Apr 2002 at 12:31 PM
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